Immovable objects...Well I woke up Sunday morning, | With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt. | And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, | So I had one more for dessert. | Then I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, | And found my cleanest dirty shirt. | An' I shaved my face and combed my hair, | An' stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.A three-pronged government assault on the finances of the axed Deputy Minister of Health, Nozizwe Madlala-Routlege (sic), has left her broke. She has been forced to accept money from her elderly mother after her salary was docked to reclaim the cost of her controversial trip to Spain.
Now, as the screws are being tightened on her finances, Madlala-Routledge on Friday received a third letter of demand — this time from the Department of Public Works. ... The Department of Health wants R312000 for the trip to Spain.Parking my car this morning, after doing the weekly shopping, old
Kris Kristofferson came across the airwaves from 1970 with
Sunday Morning Coming Down. It's long been one of my "red wine songs", songs of self-pitying regret and selfish remorse. I immediately dedicated it to Manto.
And, of course, to all other alcoholics out there who cannot keep their hands to themselves.
For the past few weeks, with the
Sunday Times chasing Manto's insalubrious past, present and future to ground, the Sabbath has been her day. Years of ineptitude, ignorance, abuse, stupidity and a criminal indifference to the sufferings of others appear to be crashing down on her grim-faced, wild-eyed head.
Today, I checked out the
Times at
Pick 'n Pay and, immediately thereafter, rushed home to see which far-sighted companies were advertising their wares on the paper's Web site. Noting that while much in South Africa has changed over the years, business remains irredeemably dumb and clueless, i.e. they prefer their ads in print.
I headed for the lead story.
It's
Manto again. However, a "...kleptomaniac who underwent treatment for her condition", our feisty Minister of Health has not stolen the front page without assistance. It belongs largely to one of her victims, former
Deputy Minister of Health Nozizwe Madlala-Routlege, now minister of nothing and a penniless vagrant to boot.
Fuck the
Sunday Independent. I grabbed the 'klepto' quote from them. Hiding all their stories behind a firewall does nothing to persuade me to subscribe to their print edition. In fact, it tells me they're assholes who have no marketing nous at all.
Losers.
Hosers.
Never mind... they generally slap a round-up of the Sunday papers over at
Independent Online. You'll find the same stories there. It's called blogging... journalism... whatever.
The Web means never having to fork out to anybody but
Telkom.
Cape HangklipI'd smoked my brain the night before, | On cigarettes and songs I'd been pickin'. | But I lit my first and watched a small kid, | Cussin' at a can that he was kicking. | Then I crossed the empty street, | 'n caught the Sunday smell of someone fryin' chicken. | And it took me back to somethin', | That I'd lost somehow, somewhere along the way.DA leader Helen Zille said yesterday there was an obvious "vendetta" against Madlala-Routledge and described the bills as "selective debt collecting".
"The question that springs to mind is how many other ministers owe the state huge amounts of money but will only be sprung upon if they step out of line," said Zille.
"Is this one of the levers the ANC uses to keep people in line? Allowing them to build up massive debt so that they know that should they squeak, they will be slapped with unaffordable bills?"Okay, before addressing this article, let me say this. Early in the 1990s, I gave several years to the ANC, working bloody hard to ensure
1994 saw the rout of the National Party. Yes, I was mindful of the exiles. Cliques gathered like wallflowers at the edges of every branch meeting. I also saw how, by '93, a former minister made it a priority to gain assurance her contribution to the struggle would be converted to pecuniary gain.
But these things were small potatoes during a relatively peaceful revolution frequently threatened with
derailment and a descent to full-blown civil war.
Negotiated settlement was the miracle sought and we should not forget that we received it.
Tired of low-level party politics, I kept my membership card issued at Locarno House in Woodstock until my wallet was nicked a couple of years ago. A sign of the times and of things (and Cabinet Ministers) to come, its symbolism wasn't immediately apparent to me.
My political sympathies have always meshed with those of the ANC and one of its primary documents,
The Freedom Charter. Today, the ANC remains the only political party capable of running the country. I say 'capable' because it isn't running the country. It's allowing it to go to hell in a hand basket and, short a revolution in its leadership corps, we're destined for an
implosion of Zimbabwean proportions.
That I respect
Helen Zille's views has nothing to do with political affiliation. She's merely stating the obvious. A politician who gained
widespread national credibility as the Western Cape MEC for Education, she was
respected by parties across the board.
That said, she's leader of the
Democratic Alliance.
Formerly white political parties carry way too much baggage in the form of legacy racism for me to feel comfortable with them. But that merely explains me not signing up with Zille's bunch, the DA. The chief reason the ANC enjoys entrenchment lies in South Africans having adopted the
Westminster System long before the West thought of the name (floor-crossing windows make nonsense of our system of proportional representation).
The winner's been taking all in Africa for millennia and, politically, I have no problem with it — as long as the debate and structures within the party of overwhelming choice remains what it purports to be, i.e. robust, transparent, and accountable.
Through the ascendancy of thugs to high places, the ANC has rendered itself blind to these practices. It is blinkered, authoritarian, and its leadership brooks no dissent. In fact, it goes out of its way to punish the outspoken.
As Ms. Zille points out. Rhetorically, of course.
It's her recognition of a symptom that begs me to question the disease. And that disease is a political fascism that hides behind economic and social chaos.
Mziwonke 'Pro' Jack was — to my knowledge, a member of the SACP, an alleged MK cadre, a community worker and an activist who worked for IDASA, taking whiteys for bus tours through the townships during the mid-80s. He allegedly fell out with members of a Self-Defence Unit (SDU) and his body, riddled with AK-47 bullets, was picked up off Lansdowne Road one morning in 1991. He was a lovely guy and did not deserve to die in such a manner. But his death illustrated, most brutally, the maxim "The enemy lies never without; always within."Nozizwe Madlala-Routlege will probably escape the hail of bullets.
Tangled up in blue...On the Sunday morning sidewalk, | Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cos there's something in a Sunday, | Makes a body feel alone. | And there's nothin' short of dyin', | Half as lonesome as the sound, | On the sleepin' city sidewalks: | Sunday mornin' comin' down.Madlala-Routledge’s woes are set to get worse. The ANC’s national working committee has instructed secretary-general Kgalema Motlanthe to summon her to answer to accusations that she has brought the party into disrepute.Sunday Times |
Broke Nozizwe asks mom for cashRight. Somewhere in Pretoria, an over-worked and underpaid legal secretary working in a public HR department is probably hammering high-falutin ideals to meaninglessness and several documents designed to lay Madlala-Routledge so low she'll not see street level again.
That's democracy in the Twenty-first Century. It's George W. Bush's song.
As a matter of fact, what's the difference between government as we know it and government as the world knows it under Dubya's heel? Before answering the question, let's give
ourselves some credit for change. We owe our enormous strides towards national reconciliation and attempts to end racism not to the ANC, but to ordinary South Africans among whom we must count our good selves.
Absent a police force, we must attribute our relatively low crime levels (apparently Colombia's worse) to the average citizen's sense of decency.
Absent a living wage (or frequently, a job), we must congratulate ourselves for being prepared to go without and make do.
Absent an education system, we must look at how our kids are bringing themselves up.
Absent a meaningful health care system, we can only wonder at the remarkable constitution of the average South African.
There are many other things for which we can pat ourselves on the back and we can rightfully and justifiably marvel at this most remarkable of countries we call home.
Government? It's a train smash. The ANC has cocked it up big time. A cardinal crime was selling out the RDP for GEAR. Where the previous regime left working and workable institutions, they've been rendered FUBAR — and that includes health, education, police, justice, public works, social welfare, home affairs, etc.
In 2002,
SAPA reported Tshabalala-Msimang defending the acquisition of weapons. The good minister's argument was superficially sound. "Look at what Bush is doing. He could invade," she opined.
My rejoinder to that would have been, "What do we need Bush for when you're at the helm? You're doing his job for him."
Wanton destruction, fragmentation, fostering internecine strife, hanging out with extremely bad company, self-enrichment, cronyism, meaningless babble, withholding essential services, corruption, up-ending democracy, economic inefficiency, meaningless statements and bald-faced lies, social and economic injustice, proving that bad can be made worse...
Within the ANC's National Executive Committee we have our Cheneys, Boltons, Armitages and Rices and, throughout the public service, we have our Perles, Feiths, Libbys and Wolfowitzes. And, not forgetting our media, we are more than well served by our own self-medicating Kristols, Limbaughs and Hannitys.
Hell, we mastered these things long before the Yanks illegally invaded Afghanistan and Iraq (remember
Lesotho?).
Who's presided over this descent to madness?
Thabo Mbeki.
He, more than anybody, should be answering charges that he has brought the ANC and, more important, South Africa into disrepute.
Cape PointIn the park I saw a daddy, | With a laughin' little girl who he was swingin'. | And I stopped beside a Sunday school, | And listened to the song they were singin'. | Then I headed back for home, | And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringin'. | And it echoed through the canyons, | Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday."President (Thabo) Mbeki, having now suddenly made a decision to tighten regulations and restrictions on the extent to which members of the executive use public money to travel, seems to only be interested in implementing those restrictions with regard to the former deputy minister of health, remaining perfectly happy to overlook extravagance by other members of the executive, including the minister of health herself," said Waters.Thabo is a wily man. This need not be a bad thing. In a
textbook example of skilled power play, he rid us of the embarrassing presence of
Winnie Madikizela-Mandela on hormone replacement therapy. Most South Africans kept quiet as that ugly saga played itself out.
More recently,
Jacob Zuma forced his hand and Thabo was again able to rise to the occasion. Sadly, since then and despite several high-flown speeches born of a keen intellect marred by moral myopia (think HIV), his magic touch has deserted him.
As it has his trusted collective. I've said it before and I'll say it again. South Africa needs new, fresh, and inspired leadership. A poor country with roads clogged by luxury German sedans and SUVs, we need drastic change. Thabo and the NEC are not up to it. Overhauling the state and private sector's many social and economic instruments is not a task for those now showing signs of faint-heartededness and moral burnt out.
We face a struggle more amorphous, ephemeral and nebulous than that fought by those who sought an end to the distinction between 'black' and 'white'. Though mindful of our changing challenges, our current leaders still see South Africa today in similar, antithetical shades. As the Manto debacle illustrates, they are less than well qualified to surmount the obstacles posed by a new and destructive world order imposed by nuance, sleight of hand, and smoke and mirrors.
Change is certain...On the Sunday morning sidewalk, | Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cos there's something in a Sunday, | Makes a body feel alone. | And there's nothin' short of dyin', | Half as lonesome as the sound, | On the sleepin' city sidewalks: | Sunday mornin' comin' down.We do perhaps forget to give Thabo his due. The collective defines the individual perhaps more vividly and clearly than the individual defines him or herself. South Africa's 'collective' comprises its people and they are not as dumb as they are made out to be.
Poverty is a full-time occupation but it is exhausting. South Africans are tired of tuning in to the same old messages, hearing the same old songs, and getting nothing in return.
Service-delivery protests and riots are on the increase. The youth is disaffected, unemployed and restless. Vigilantism is rife. Community leaders countrywide are daily defining new agendas and following through on them without consulting government.
Change is certain. The old order is on its way out. How change manifests itself will define and determine our future far more starkly than the machinations and vicious in-fighting of our current leadership. Given the predicament of most, on-the-ground or grassroots responses to a failed state will be driven by a need to overcome rather than submit to all-too-familiar adversity.
Our chances of a second miracle are slim, but at least — with countless unsung and presently voiceless leaders in the wings, we do have a shot at realising another.
For now though, Manto continues to steal the show. Over to you, Kris...
Do do do do do do do do, | Do do do do do do do, | Do do do do do do do do, | Do do do do do do do.Kris Kristofferson |
Sunday Morning Coming Down28 August 2007 : See reference to Kristol, Limbaugh, Hannity, above when reading the story
below.
An SABC video tape with newspaper front-page footage claiming Health Minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang was a drunk and a thief has mysteriously vanished from the public broadcaster's library.
Three independent sources confirmed on Monday that the tape could not be located in the SABC's electronic system or library.
The tape contains the Sunday Times front page which made reference to the minister's drinking habits, her conviction of theft and dismissal from a Botswana hospital in the mid-70s.
The disappearance of the tape follows a crisis meeting last Wednesday when SABC head of news Snuki Zikalala is said to have ordered that transcripts, tapes and other material on the Tshabalala-Msimang controversy be handed to him.Independent Online |
Now SABC video of Manto goes missingWhy is it that
Bill O'Reilly springs to mind?