Monday, July 12, 2004

The Doctor is In

The Doctor is In
The Doctor Is In

"Golby, thou art one weird fucker."

Doctor Boy

Well, the diagnosis is in. I must say, nobody's ever given me as clean a bill of health. Nobody (bar my first psychiatrist—who got me off the booze some twenty years ago but was struck off the roll shortly afterwards for taking advantage of his female patients) has understood me as well. Nobody, to quote an old South African TV ad, has been as nice to me...

I'm absolutely overwhelmed...

Bloggers worldwide will be pleased to know Doctor Boy has taken up residence at The Jesus Bunker and now offers consultations online. For a nominal fee, of course [please see the armadillo for details].

"Oh, frabjous day," as the Good Doctor's Intern would say...