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"It's blogger friends and people like RB that make me feel sane in this world we live in..."
michelle 'meg' goodrich
Yeah, I know, Team America ain't all American (Canadians have firm / mixed / confused [tick whichever applies] feelings about this), many are scattered across the globe, and not a few are nowhere to be found. It doesn't matter. The real stars seldom shine from any list of credits. There are many others, e.g. those on my blogroll, for example (there, on the left), without whose words, graphics and, sometimes, music I'd have been driven around the bend sometime during the past six months.
(That, in your opinion, I might be around the bend already is neither here nor there. From where I stand, we are only as far apart as we perceive each other to be. As the man said, "...don't think twice, it's alright".)
But, yes, meg says it all. Father Christopher (FC) has gathered unto himself a strange and diverse flock. While Sixpack Chopra, David Icke** and Dr. Phil McGraw retain a full and appreciative awareness of the world and those about them, FC's EGR Irregulars remain indifferent to the likes of Abraham Maslow, Ralph Waldo Emerson and flying lizards ruling the globe.
Such subjects do not interest them for, when all is said and done, they have other fish to fry. At the moment, in a secret chamber deep beneath the Jesus Bunker, FC has Chris Locke (his scribe, stenographer and general factotum) overseeing the postcard project. In turn, Locke has RB and Brother 'Badabing' Marek working shifts, browbeating teams of Irregulars into sending hometown, snail-mail postcards to:
Michelle Goodrich
1772 Merced Way
West Sacramento, CA 95601 USA
RB is screening cards for unpatriotic, condemnatory and un-Christian content while Brother Marek is having Sweet Melinda stash all lewd, obscene, salacious and other materials in a filing cabinet over at the Peekaboo Love Clinic for later, constructive use. I also have it on Good Authority that Michael Schumacher, should he win the Canadian Grand Prix for Ferrari later today, will be dedicating his victory to Mandarin Meg (and will have Rubens send her a post card).
The long and short of it is this. Don't give me any shit; you have been warned. Like it or not, you are a part of Team America. Now go out there and 'do the other thing'. You are, after all, a blogger.
** Reliable sources tell me David Icke [pdf] is compiling an unauthorised history of the EGR Irregulars. It describes in detail The Battle for All That Is Good, Noble and Just preceding Father Christopher's usurpation of the Web from Dave Winer (see Revenge of the Sith), the Eternal Mystery surrounding the FC / Chris Locke / RB relationship, and the unseen role of Brother Marek, hotly tipped by EGR Irregulars (odds of 7-10 are being offered) to take over the reins of the Jesus Bunker when FC retires.
I am also told Icke's history is replete with flying lizards, but that none of them belong to George W. Bush.
All across the nation, such a strange vibration | People in motion | There’s a whole generation, with a new explanation.
Scott McKenzie | San Francisco